The Rules of The Chef
Wednesday, February 8th, 20061. The Chef is right.
2. The Chef is always right.
3. The Chef does not sleep, he rest.
4. The Chef does not drink, he tastes.
5. The Chef does not eat, he nourishes himself.
6. The Chef is never late, he is delayed.
7. The Chef never leaves the service, he is call away.
8. If you enter the Chef’s office with your own idea, you leaves with his.
9. The Chef does not have relation with his seccretary, he educates her.
10. It forbidden for Chefs to marry in order that their numbers should not increase.
11. The Chef is always the Chef, even in his swimming costume.
12. If you critize the Chef, you criticize the almighty.
